Jay-Z Getting Pulled Over by a Cop
Cop: Son, do you know what I'm stopping you for?
Jay-Z: Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low?
Cop: No, you just blew through that stop sign back there.
Jay-Z: That's bullshit. I just ball so hard y'all ma'fuckas wanna fine me?
(Cop goes back to his car, comes back 5 minutes later)
Cop: Mr. Z, here's your ticket.
Jay-Z: Dat shit cray.
Cop: Watch The Road.
Is it wrong that this is my every day and not just Thanksgiving break?
……no. It is very, very right.
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